twerkinturtle:

do you ever feel like there’s barely anyone in your city that listens to the same music you do but when you go to a concert you’re just like “where the fuck have you all been”

Does anyone actually know what you have to do when people are singing happy birthday to you.

Person:  How do lesbians have sex?
Me:  The question is how do they stop.

thedramaticsneeze:

hoshigumayuugi:

i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early

YOU  PUT THIS IN WORDS